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The 12 Days of Warcraft Christmas
12/25/2011 01:39 AM by Rahnir.

The 12 Days of Warcraft Christmas (From an Alliance perspective)

On the first day of Christmas, Blizzard gave to me,
A daily quest near the world tree!

On the second day of Christmas, Blizzard gave to me…two brutal nerfs,
And a daily quest near the world tree!

On the third day of Christmas, Blizzard gave to me…a three day forum ban,
Two brutal nerfs,
And a daily quest near the world tree!

On the fourth day of Christmas, Blizzard gave to me…four failed pugs,
A three day forum ban,
Two brutal nerfs,
And a daily quest near the world tree!

On the fifth day of Christmas, Blizzard gave to me, FIVE! GANKING! HORDE!
Four failed pugs,
A three day forum ban,
Two brutal nerfs
And a daily quest near the world tree!

On the sixth day of Christmas, Blizzard gave to me…six losing BG’s,
FIVE! GANKING! HORDE!
Four failed pugs,
A three day forum ban,
Two brutal nerfs
And a daily quest near the world tree!

On the seventh day of Christmas, Blizzard gave to me…seven farmers farming
Six losing BG’s,
FIVE! GANKING! HORDE!
Four failed pugs,
A three day forum ban,
Two brutal nerfs
And a daily quest near the world tree!

On the eighth day of Christmas, Blizzard gave to me…eight measly gold
Seven farmers farming,
Six losing BG’s,
FIVE! GANKING! HORDE!
Four failed pugs,
A three day forum ban,
Two brutal nerfs
And a daily quest near the world tree!

On the ninth day of Christmas, Blizzard gave to me…nine more daily quests,
Eight measly gold,
Seven farmers farming,
Six losing BG’s,
FIVE! GANKING! HORDE!
Four failed pugs,
A three day forum ban,
Two brutal nerfs
And a daily quest near the world tree!
On the tenth day of Christmas, Blizzard gave to me…ten buggy bosses
Nine more daily quests,
Eight measly gold,
Seven farmers farming,
Six losing BG’s,
FIVE! GANKING! HORDE!
Four failed pugs,
A three day forum ban,
Two brutal nerfs
And a daily quest near the world tree!

On the eleventh day of Christmas, Blizzard gave to me…eleven hours of wiping,
Ten buggy bosses,
Nine more daily quests,
Eight measly gold,
Seven farmers farming,
Six losing BG’s,
FIVE! GANKING! HORDE!
Four failed pugs,
A three day forum ban,
Two brutal nerfs
And a daily quest near the world tree!

On the twelfth day of Christmas, Blizzard gave to me…twelve recycled dungeons
Eleven hours of wiping,
Ten buggy bosses,
Nine more daily quests,
Eight measly gold,
Seven farmers farming,
Six losing BG’s,
FIVE! GANKING! HORDE!
Four failed pugs,
A three day forum ban,
Two brutal nerfs
And a daily quest near the world tree!

Merry Christmas everyone!

-Rahnir

Comments

Yes! x3Bowstrings at 12/31/2011 08:48 PM
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